Do u prefer cut or uncut?
that’s the spirit
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.
THATS THE SPIRIT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT.
(Source: niggablanco, via lavitadipatrick)
GIVE ME THE FORMULA!
Isn’t it ridiculous, that we spend so long wanting to find someone who loves us for who we are, accepts the good and the bad, and basically thinks the sun shines out of our butt (and we like them too and stuff).
So usually you go on a few dates, you play the texting game where you text absolute mundane crap to each other and then there’s something wrong with the person. They’re an arsehole, they’re an idiot, they don’t have the same ideals as you whateverrrrrrr. And because of these traits you dislike them.
You want to find someone you really like, who likes you.
So what happens when you find someone who you like and then they like you BACK INTENSELY!?
WOAH - we’ve found what we’re looking for!
So everyone wants that person who really likes them, thinks they’re amazing. Well actually when we do find that person, what you’ll find is most people shut themselves off to them, because the fact that they find you this amazing is OFF PUTTING!
jeSUs ! Can’t we just be happy?
No No no no nononnonoooooooooooo of course not. The fact that they keep saying how beautiful you are, how amazing you are, how much they super duper like you is urgh. SO YOU GET RID OF THEM.
Back to step one of iyyyyyyy juuuuuust want to find someone who likes meeee.
No, actually we want to find someone who likes us, but only shows us gradually, and everything continues at a super perfect pace, just like in the movies.
Date for a few weeks, I like you, it’s been a few months, yay we’re a couple. And well I’m going to leave it there because the thought of marriage at my age makes me want to boff. But if it doesn’t follow that pefect pace - EVEN THOUGH WE ACTUALLY HAVE FOUND WHAT BOTH OF US INITIALLY WANT - it isn’t going to work.
wtf is wrong with us?